June 27th, 2010 | Doctor Curio

The wonders of BirdEatsBaby…

It has, alas, come to my attention that the vast majority of otherwise intelligent, rational and well-adjusted folk STILL appear to be averting their ears from some of the most mesmerisingly scintillating original music extant in the world today. This would appear to be in direct contravention of all logic, yet still the injustice persists.

There will always be artists you desperately NEED in your life, but, as yet, you have remained painfully unaware.

One such crucial band who ought, by rights, to be mandatory listening for all in possession of functioning ears are Brighton’s BirdEatsBaby, purveyors of marvellously idiosyncratic yet pervasively tuneful music that makes the outside of the box sound like a far more melodious and interesting place than the inside.

Their flawless fusion of classical, cabaret and rock stylings easily escapes the lazy descriptions of our era’s hackneyed genre-mongers, as no half-baked attempt at classification could ever do justice to Birdeatsbaby’s multifaceted hybridisation of stunning musicianship, jaw-dropping theatricality, powerful lyricism, cabaret mystique, and alternate musical muscle and sensitivity.

Their guitar-free sound might, in a lesser band’s hands, leave a certain emptiness, but this only adds extra distinction to such a unique musical proposition. With a line-up comprising piano, violin, drums, bass and cello, the sheer power of their music might come as some surprise, as might the shockwaves of drama and intrigue reverberating through each song.

This force is unleashed to full effect on their staggering debut album, ‘Here She Comes A’ Tumblin”, with classical textures interweaving with heavy vaudevillian grooves, thumping riffs, eerie atmospherics and a pounding rhythmic backbone, and saturated in a giddy sense of drama that fairly flabbergasts from the first listen.

The only experience that could possibly outdo the act of listening to the album is to be gifted the good fortune to see Birdeatsbaby live. As one of the few occasions of truly momentous importance to occur in our time, I had no choice but to venture from my lair in the shadowy Phonovault to encounter them at the Spice of Life in Soho, London.

It came as no surprise to me that the live act more than lived up to the mastery of their recorded output. Though ensconced in the corner of a basement room beneath Soho’s decadently thronging thoroughfares, they effortlessly achieved the Tardis-like feat of creating a sound seemingly far bigger than the space it filled.

As with the album, theatricality and idiosyncracy were to the fore, turning a low-key gig into a full-blown performance. Singer/pianist Mishkin was in her element, her extraordinary voice alternating effortlessly between banshee wail, tender purr and quasi-operatic holler, in a performance that ran the gamut of emotions from temerity to almost frightening intensity. Her astounding keys work carried the songs into a panoply of dark and intriguing places. Violinist Keely’s virtuoso lead lines and atmospheric embellishments took the overall sound to near-stratospheric levels, employing effects and distortion to staggering effect, as well as contributing her own powerful vocal talents. Underpinning all this was the herculean heft of the rhythm section, with the low-end grooves of sole bearer of the Y chromosome Garry creating a rumbling, ominous sense of drama, whilst drummer Philippa pounded her skins into syncopated submission with a potent combination of rhythmic nous and sheer power.

Naturally, picking highlights from such a magnificent example of live music is nigh-on impossible. However, there are bound to be a great many moments that will be indelibly etched into my memory. The frantic vocal duelling between Mishkin and Keely during ‘China Doll’, the wistful ‘Victoria’, the thundering ‘Shiver up the Spine’… a veritable embarrassment of riches.

However, my paltry offerings as scribe could never hope to satisfactorily conjure up the full Birdeatsbaby experience, so this leaves you only one option- to discover them for yourselves! Be it live or listening, it is an experience that is bound to be worth your while. To help ease your access to such phenomenal music, I would suggest the following links:

http://www.birdeatsbaby.co.uk/

http://www.myspace.com/birdeatsbaby

http://www.last.fm/music/Birdeatsbaby

The fact remains, though, that there are a great many more bands of comparable calibre to the mighty Birdeatsbaby’ who by some bizarre quirk of fate have so far eluded the earshot of the musically-minded masses. This, of course, is a terrible travesty, one that should be rectified forthwith. By listening to Birdeatsbaby, you could be taking a monumental step on the path to saving music.

Dr A.F.W. Curio

May 16th, 2010 | Doctor Curio

Introducing Unwoman…

In the quest to discover the most fascinating artists, the Phonovault traverses the globe searching for even the merest whiff of great music, in order to hunt it down to its potent source. Thus it transpires that somewhere in the miasma around San Francisco we detected the ectoplasmic trails of the utterly mesmerising sound of the city’s native Unwoman.

While appearing in physical form as an incomparably talented,  multi-faceted singer, cellist, pianist, composer and producer, her music would seem to come from an altogether more otherwordly, ethereal realm- an intense sonic infusion of voice, cello and dark, swirling electronics that wields a profound power over ears and mind alike. A flawless melding of classic and modern shapes into something entirely new, unprecedented in its originality and uniqueness. A sublime yet sinister sound that exists in the strange regions between shimmering light and the deepest shadows, it would be impossible to even attempt anything as crass as to classify it.

Naturally, the only way to gain any understanding of the music and the depths held within is to entirely disregard my ramblings and expose your own ears to it, and I would thoroughly reccommend you do so. If my lyrical waxings have piqued your interest somewhat, why not visit one of the following;

Despite the unearthly nature of her unique sound, Unwoman has somehow managed to corral her mysterious masterpieces onto three albums, ‘Knowledge Scars’, ‘Wilderness and Artifice’ and ‘Blossoms’, (which, incidentally, you will be able to find in the Phonovault Store) the ‘Trouble’ EP and a host of other recordings that miraculously achieve the feat of capturing her inimitable mystique.

So please, don’t simply take my word for it, experience for yourself the strange beauty of Unwoman.

Dr A.F.W Curio

April 10th, 2010 | Doctor Curio

Introducing Charlie Khan!

As part of the Phonovault’s tireless dedication to bringing you music that would otherwise slip beneath the mainstream cultural radar, we turn oft-neglected stones to reveal the hitherto unmined reserves of pure musical gold hidden beneath. Under such a stone in the grand old city of London, we happened upon a strange yet beguiling being that, in the absence of any scientific definition, we can only refer to as Charlie Khan.

This comes as no surprise, as Mr Khan defies definition at every turn. Somewhat of a removed social commentator, he observes, lampoons and draws his unquenchable ire from the irrational behaviour of the species we call mankind, whilst seemingly choosing not to get to involved in the whole godforsaken rats-nest.

Underpinning these diatribes is a sublime, theatrical concoction of vaudeville, skiffle, cabaret, punk and most other loosely contrived genres you may care to mention, featuring his trusty two-string stick bass, a decaying arsenal of vintage keyboard instruments, snarling guitars, shuffling drums and a veritable cornucopia of weird and wonderful delights that reveal themselves with every listen.

The inimitable Mr Khan’s debut EP, appetisingly entitled ‘How We Divide The Cake’, is available for purchase now at the Phonovault Store, and our operatives have received word that he will be mounting a full-length offensive in the very near future, so keep your doors locked and your ears open…

Dr A.F.W Curio

April 10th, 2010 | Doctor Curio

Steampunk at the BBC!

Well now, grease my gears and stoke my furnace- the great British Broadcasting Corporation’s gone Steampunk!
Below is a link to an article from the BBC news website about the Great Exhibition 2010.

Of course, those truly entangled in the Victorian loop will doubtless be well aware that the original Great Exhibition was the grand exposition of the revolutionary technological and industrial advancements of Britain and its empire in the glorious boom times of the 19th Century.

Held in the exquisite confines of the Crystal Palace in London, a gargantuan glasshouse that truly bore testament to the achievements of its age, it showcased the fantastical inventions created at the height of the steam age, things which few before had even dreamed possible. The prototype for many events that followed, including the World’s Fair, it connected the people of Britain with the vast wealth of previously inconceivable technology that had been granted its inception by a supremely world-changing era.

Now, British Steampunks have reprised this adventurous venture for their own Great Exhibition. Held in the somewhat less monumental, yet no less atmospherically conducive surroundings of the wonderfully anachronistic La Scala club in London, for one night Steampunks reclaimed a part of the city that held sway over the Industrial Revolution and ushered in the wonders of the steam age. On show were the crafts, costumes, music and all the trappings of what might appear to be a burgeoning Second British Steam Age.

The best part is, the British national institution that is the BBC, Lord Reith’s lasting legacy, was there to lend its incomparable reportage to the whole glittering shebang, and shine the timeless glow of a long-awaited gas lamp over the innovation of the British Steampunk community, as part of their nationwide online news coverage. As possibly the world’s foremost and most respected broadcaster, this is truly recognition indeed. Steampunk has entered the mainstream media! Huzzah!

By any account, the full story would be far better related to your good selves by the mighty BBC themselves, so do yourself a service and visit this link- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8593305.stm .
Here’s to UK Steampunk!

Yours enthusiastically,

Dr A.F.W. Curio

April 1st, 2010 | Doctor Curio

The Phonovault Returns!!!

Ladies, Gentlemen, and assorted other creatures belonging to species best left undefined, I welcome you all most exuberantly to the all-new, all-improved, spankingly splendiferous Phonovault website!

Oh yes, the Phonovault is back, and better than Those who have dabbled in, or even, dare I say, delved, into the inscrutable sonic caverns of the mighty ‘Vault on past occasions will no doubt have noticed a gargantuan amount of aesthetic enhancement has occurred since their last foray into our phonographic phantasmagoria. Do not, however, even begin to entertain the thought that we would keep you waiting for for so very long for purely cosmetic reasons, no matter how awe-inspiring they may be. My golly gosh no! We have far more to reward your patience with than the mere promise of extra shiny things and pretty trinkets!

On that note, prepare yourselves for some news of such phenomenal importance to the music world that it makes me writhe in tortuous contortions at the overwhelmingly serious hugeness of it all. The Phonovault is now much more than simply a music store! As of today, the Phonovault will be a one-stop encyclopaedia for all the best sounds from the infinite sonic netherworlds most would barely believe existed. Of course, the store shall remain in all its glory, but now you will be able to voyage even further into greater realms of musical discovery.

With pages for a dizzying array of artists, and biographies, information, and links to their websites, Myspace, Facebook pages etc, you can be sure that, even if we don’t stock the music you’re desperate to hear, you’ll easily be able to find it. Plus, there’s reams of dazzlingly daring new features to explore and exploit, and… why tolerate me prattling on when you could be perusing the site yourself?

So, go forth and enter the Vault!

Dr A.F.W. Curio